May 6, 2012
FLARP BOWL V ANNOUNCEMENTS

LOCATION:  The EXPANSION DISTRICT, NORTH SIDE (by way of NORTH TAVROS or NORTH NEPETA)

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:

  • SIGN UP AND EQUIPMENT INSPECTION:  10:30 AM and onward.- FRONT BOOTHS.  Required for all participants.
  • MEET N’ GREET:  10:30 AM and onward - @ the FLIRTY PERSIAN TAVERN (thoughtfully provided by unboundPARADIGM).  Get to know your fellow FLARP’ERS!
  • SHOPPING CENTER OPENS: 11:00 AM.  Remember to stock up on POTIONS.
  • OPENING SPEECH and CHRISTENING OF NEW DISTRICTS: 12:00 PM.  Speakers:  Kanaya Maryam, Vriska Serket, Aradia Megido, Jade Harley-Strider
  • QUESTS, ARENA OPENS:  12:30 PM.
  • ABSOLUTE CLOSING TIME:  11:00 PM

GUEST TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE!!!! You will not be able to participate in quests and combat but you will be able to wander around as a random NPC villager or just watch the action up close!

CHANNEL 3 will have the OFFICIAL COVERAGE of the FLARP BOWL for those staying at home or work!  RECORDINGS of the show will be made available afterwards, with special features such as interviews and the programs leading up to the BOWL.

AS AN ADDITIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT plans for THREE NEW DISTRICTS - MINDFANG, CROCKER, and DEMONESS - will be UNVEILED TODAY as part of the event!  Details and rules about purchasing and building new properties in said districts will also be unveiled afterwards!

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January 8, 2012
Bus Arrives Safely In Carapace Town, Captor Missing

“WHERE THE FUCK DID WE PUT HIM, ANYWAY?”

Good news and bad news from our reporters currently stationed in Carapace Town.  Sources report that the bus journey, begun last night around five o’clock in the afternoon, went off without a hitch.

“It was really quite smooth!” John Egbert (Wind God) told our reporter cheerfully, while forcing him to brush his own teeth in the bathroom on threat of taking away his pistols. “We even got to sing songs and everything!”

Diplomats to the small but apparently thriving town report that bedding was more than adequate and breakfast was generally served in bed.  Nothing but glowing things were said about the Carapace People themselves, which Egbert tells us were “extremely friendly!”, “maybe even excessively friendly!” and “bowed down and worshiped me which was kind of disturbing!”  Diplomacy talks are expected to begin this afternoon, and we have been reassured will progress smoothly.


Dampening the festivities and good news, Sollux Captor (Overseer Of Technology) was reported missing by the adults stationed there, having been misplaced at some point during the previous night’s festivities.

“Yo, let me tell ya about Sollux,” said David Strider, “chillaxing” against the wall of the mayor’s office.  “Sollux gets lost all the time, little dude.  Guy just wonders off all the time.  Think I’ve even seen Aradia lead him around on a leash.  Don’t write that,” he added, quickly.  “Wait, you didn’t f-ing write my name as David, did you?”

“WE CAN’T FIND WHO?” noted Karkat Vantas, as our reporter attempted to talk to him as he stood in the middle of a field having a nervous breakdown before our reporter even arrived.  “WHAT?  OH, SOLLUX?  JESUS.  YOU HAD ME SCARED FOR A MOMENT.  WE’RE ALWAYS FORGETTING WHERE WE PUT HIS BLIND ASS.  HE’LL TURN UP.”

“Sollux is gone?  Oh nooooo,” said Egbert, slapping his hands to the side of his face.  “I’ll go ask the Mayor!  He might know about that!”

Despite this, things are peaceful there and nothing else has marred the occasion.  We will have more on the story as it happens.

~flintlockEnthusiast

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